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Give your wrist a rest Harmy
Thank God for Test cricket. The World Cup served to do nothing but completely disenfranchise me from the game and I’m glad I won’t have to see another one for 4 years.
The first Test between England and the Windies at Lords is an odd affair. What the hell has happened to English bowlers. With […]
Posted: May 21st, 2007 under Cricket.
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Enough is enough
World Cup 2007
I had a girlfriend once who was a total slut. During the time we had our thing going on, I was convinced she had at least 2 other men banging her senseless and yet it took me a long time to kick her into touch. (I didn’t actually kick her you understand). The problem […]
Posted: April 30th, 2007 under Cricket.
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Little screen for a little game
I watched the England-West Indies-Dead Rubber-Lara farewell-Game as a half hour highlights show on my Vodafone mobile, (As an aside I have to say that my little Motorola V3X makes for surprisingly pleasant viewing) as I reckon the match wasn’t worthy of viewing on a full size screen. Why has Vaughan saved his best […]
Posted: April 23rd, 2007 under Cricket.
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Outplayed outclassed outthunk and outta here
World Cup 2007
I have been struggling to garner any real enthusiasm for this world cup. The first 43 matches played have offered up some minor moments of interest but hardly enough to encourage me to set my alarm for the ungodly hour required to watch many of the matches live.
This morning though was different and match […]
Posted: April 18th, 2007 under Cricket.
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Woolmer suspect photo
KINGSTON, Jamaica - Jamaican police have launched a murder inquiry into the death of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer at the World Cup, saying he was strangled. In a shocking revelation this afternoon, a picture has been released of a man seen beating on Woolmer’s door and shouting “Woolmer!”. Police hope with the release […]
Posted: March 27th, 2007 under Cricket.
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The devils biggest trick
Suggestions of one or more organised criminal fraternities being responsible for the death of Bob Woolmer are meeting incredulity in a succession of head-on collisions. At the head of the crash are an array of past and present Pakistani cricketing personalities all apparently dumbstruck by the suggestions of a corrupt element within or around […]
Posted: March 27th, 2007 under Cricket.
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Big names struggling to bowl out minnows
One of the trends I have noticed after 11 games of the World Cup is that some of the lesser teams seem to be almost impossible to bowl out, even if they do end up on the losing side by a comfortable margin. I guess they baton the hatches to some extent when chasing a […]
Posted: March 19th, 2007 under Cricket.
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I’m stunned, happy - but stunned
Ireland have beaten Pakistan in the World Cup. I know. It still doesn’t sound right does it. I’m Irish and I’m happy but having spent all day at a birthday party knee deep in quad-bike induced shit, I havent seen the match yet, and I’m an hour away from watching the highlights on Sky. I […]
Posted: March 18th, 2007 under Cricket.
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