The Ashes 2006/7 Eve of Third Test - Top 5 Predictions

1. Monty plays and makes the ball rip like a bride’s knickers on a hen-night - takes 8 for 54

2. Harmy actually gets the new ball and does some Aussie skull bashing - picks up the other 2

3. Ponting simultaneously pulls an exquisite boundary and a painful hamstring and retires hurt on 4

4. Flintoff sets the new world record for the fastest double hundred in Test history (sorry Nathan)

5. The Australians, having been asked to bat again failing to avoid the follow on, concede the match (still 400 short of making England bat again) for the sake of national pride.

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