There is every possibility that Australia will somehow find a ladder and extract themselves from the deep pit of annihilation they have managed to crawl into over the last couple of days as they capitulate against Bangladesh (can’t believe I just said that)

So, before Australia have the chance of reversing their fortunes, we should strike now while the Bangladeshi iron is roasting hot and lambast the Aussies for all we’re worth.

In the voice of an excited Bangladeshi……

“Dame Edna, John Howard, INXS, Harry Kewell, Mr Boomerang, Bondi Beach, Skippy, Matilda, your boys are taking one hell of a beating!”