G Bhattacharya is the General Manager of the Hotel Pride in Nagpur and has revealed that when the English cricket team arrive there to play the first test, they will be served..

“the delicious variety of chicken both in the hotel as well as in the lunch intervals”

The hotel manager, re-assuredly went on to say that the chickens will have their arses completely boiled off, to ensure that no bird flu virus will remain inside their bodies. (Although not in those exact words)

Soft boiled eggs are also off the menu.

How comforting.