We’ve had a period of grace, as Ashes holders during which English cricket has been spared being the butt of jokes. Well, as Bob Dylan once said, the Ashes, they are a changin’. Here’s a roundup of five golden oldies doing the rounds;

Q. What does Fred Flintoff and a drug addict have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason

Q. When is the England coach most useful?
A. When it’s transporting the team back to the hotel.

Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

Q. What’s the difference between the Aussie cricket team and a pot of yoghurt?

A. ”Yoghurt has more culture.”

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