The England team in their ‘boredom’ are all growing Tom Selleck’s while in Pakistan. I haven’t yet worked out who I think is going to look the most ridiculous sporting a lip ferret, but I reckon Michael Vaughan ages about 15 years with a touch of Big Merv pasted under his nostrils.

If the England team are truly that bored I suggest they get their back sides in the nets and do some batting practise!